Hey Marty. In some pictures I have seen you with a Kelly which has the number 714 under the bridge. My friends and I have been wondering what this means for a while now, and I hope you can help me out. Keep up the jaw-dropping good work!

Lots of people ask this, I'm almost ashamed to answer but 714 is the number written on the Quaalude. That was my 'drug of choice' when I was a maniac in jr. high and high school. Talk about beer goggles--on Quaaludes even a well manicured tree can look inviting! That was then...